The unofficial official tribute to
Giuseppe
Llovet-Nava
Chief Everything Officer
Doppler secrets engineer. Social media manager. Accountant. Actor. Best friend since age 4 (Rory's version) or 5 (Giuseppe's version). Either way: unstoppable.
4+
Years of Chaos
∞
Hats Worn
100%
Reliability
1
Giuseppe
Superpowers(Verified by vibes)
Not claiming supernatural achievements. Just acknowledging the unreasonable competence you've personally witnessed over the years.
SecretOps Sorcery
If a secret exists, Giuseppe already rotated it, scoped it, and made it someone else's problem. Doppler bends to his will.
Accounting With Bite
Budgets stop wandering. Categories stop lying. Forecasts become… unreasonably calm. Numbers fear him.
Social Media Alchemy
Turns "we should post" into "we shipped a campaign" with the speed of mild panic. Brand voice incarnate.
Theater-Grade Presence
When the camera turns on, the bit lands. When it doesn't, he still lands it anyway. Hamlet-level commitment.
Nature-Based Solutions
Trees planted. Rain gardens maintained. Stormwater controlled. The City of Cleveland's sustainability secret weapon.
Data Analysis
R scripts that actually run. Census data that makes sense. Congressional records compiled into usable spreadsheets.
Student Leadership
3 years as OSA President. Voter registration drives. Testimony workshops. Campus organizing that actually organizes.
Bilingual Brilliance
Native-level English and Spanish. Academic writing certified by the University of Pittsburgh. Culturally fluent.
The Evidence
Photographic proof that Giuseppe exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously. Each image captured at the exact moment of peak Giuseppe energy.
The Lore
A journey from childhood friendship to multi-dimensional operator status. Every chapter built on the last.
The Origin Story
Rory says four. Giuseppe says five. Either way, the friendship has seniority over most governments, corporations, and probably some religions.
Winchester Thurston School
High school diploma acquired. Foundation laid. The transformation into a multi-skilled operator begins in Pittsburgh.
Spanish Academic Writing Certified
University of Pittsburgh workshop completed. Academic and professional writing skills refined in Spanish. Officially bilingual badass.
Poll Worker - Allegheny County
Minority Inspector & Clerk. Maintained safe, private, efficient polling stations. Democracy doesn't run itself—Giuseppe helped.
Case Western Reserve University
Economics and History double major begins. Cleveland becomes the new base of operations. Players Theater Group joins the roster.
OSA President (3 Years)
Co-founded CWRU chapter. Voter registration drives. Testimony workshops. Campus organizing that actually organizes. Statewide impact.
Manomet - Sustainability Intern
U360 Business Sustainability Internship. Virtual experiential education. Teaching soft skills and sustainability concepts to real businesses.
CWRU Economics Research Assistant
Census data. Congressional records. R analysis. Finding the impact of government laboratory investment on local economies. Numbers that matter.
City of Cleveland - Nature Based Solutions
Mayor's Office of Sustainability. Tree planting, compost logistics, rain gardens, stormwater control. Making Cleveland more equitable, resilient, and beautiful.
ePrescience - Multi-Role Operator
Doppler secrets engineer. Social media manager. Accountant. On-camera actor. The one-person reliability layer. Chief Everything Officer.
What They Say
Real quotes from real people who have witnessed the Giuseppe phenomenon firsthand. Names may be changed to protect the awestruck.
“He can audit an environment file and improv a skit in the same hour. I've witnessed it. Multiple times. It's unsettling in the best way.”
Rory Monaghan
Best Friend Since Age 4 (or 5)
“I've never seen someone pivot from a spreadsheet to a monologue so seamlessly. One moment he's explaining accounts receivable, the next he's doing Hamlet.”
Anonymous Coworker
ePrescience
“Giuseppe showed up to a voter registration drive with color-coded handouts and left with 47 new registrations. He didn't even plan the handouts—they just... appeared.”
OSA Member
Ohio Student Association
“He rotated our API keys before I even knew we had a security issue. When I asked how he knew, he just said 'the secrets told me.' I'm still not sure if he was joking.”
Dev Team
Doppler Incident #47
“Most interns ask where the coffee is. Giuseppe asked about our compost logistics and then optimized our rain garden irrigation schedule. Before lunch.”
City of Cleveland
Mayor's Office of Sustainability
“He's the only person I know who can make a budget meeting entertaining. The man turned accounts payable into performance art.”
Finance Department
ePrescience
Ready to work with
the legend?
Giuseppe is currently open to new opportunities. Whether you need a secrets engineer, social media manager, accountant, or someone who can do all three while acting in your company video—he's your guy.
By the numbers (approximately)
5+
Plays Performed
47+
Voters Registered
∞
Secrets Rotated
2
Languages Mastered